There is a perpetual ocean of shit coming out of my closet, and my apartment looks like a platoon of soldiers exploded.
Will it ever end?
How did I acquire this much crap over the past few years?
How in the hell did I get all of these chopsticks?
I dont know that Goowill is this desperate.
I didnt know I had a George Foreman grill.
MY GOD, penny's are useless.
Apparently I think my junk drawer is a battery and ketchup packet landfill.
Wow, thats been in the fridge a LONG time.
Its in no way normal to find a shotgun shell in there.
Does beer age well?
God bless duct tape.
I didnt buy those natural boob bras, but I bet I can sell them on Ebay.
January 2005
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Friday, January 14, 2005
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Penies are useless!!!!, they don't use em in Korea ya know. You would just get jipped. if it was 3 cent change you got a nickle, 2 cent, u lost.
BTW, I think i'm going to start brewing my own beer!
Posted by: Hans | Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 11:43 PM
Those natural boobs were the exes..I wouldnt be caught dead in something I attach to my boobs via adhesive patches.
Posted by: girlpunch | Friday, January 14, 2005 at 09:20 PM
That should be can't get any more natural. I think the duct tape fumes are getting to me.
Posted by: Elisabeth | Friday, January 14, 2005 at 08:12 PM
Get outta my head! Jeez woman! I'm heaving pretty much the same thoughts, except for the natural boob bras. I can get any more natural than I already am, sheesh.
Posted by: Elisabeth | Friday, January 14, 2005 at 08:10 PM