girlpunch

The Grocery Store

In the fufu cheeze section

Me: Hey, look they have Quail eggs
Her: For eating?
me: yeah
her: Who eats these?

This is the point where she picks up the small brown colorful egg and starts to shake it next to her ear. She's trying to hear, well, I have no idea what shes trying to hear. The ocean maybe. Who knows.

Later in the dairy isle

me: Do we need regular eggs? I think we have some, bu they are kinda old.
her: yeah, just get a six pack.
me: So, you wont eat a quail egg, but you will eat the regular white ones!?
her: yes
me: So why not the quail egg?
her: Because they look like they have too much character.

You can see why I love her, right?

Punk'd

I didnt know celebrities could whine so much. And do you think rappers feel they are the punk ass bitches they really are?

Today

My girlfriend is gone, and im going to order pizza (with extra feta) and watch the entire first season of The West Wing. ALL. DAY. LONG.

And none of you can stop me.

Watching Flavor Flav and Brigit Nielsen on The Surreal Life is kind of like watching midget porn. You cringe, and your eyes water, but you just HAVE to watch.

Three more reasons i'm going right to hell

Things ive yelled in traffic lately. Can you tell ive spent some time lately in a country where men wearing dresses have tried to kill me? As if men wearing dresses wasnt traumatic enough. They were also trying to shoot me. Bastards.

"INFIDELS RULE, MOTHERFUCKER"

"OH WHAT?? ARE YOU LATE FOR YOUR BOMB-MAKING MEETING"

" I GOT YOUR JIHAD, MOTHERFUCKER"

Yes, im going to hell. You dont need to tell me.

*really, yelled in a more humorous manner, so no need for any dramatic responses

someone call the grammer police

Someone at McDonalds deserves a good smiting from the grammer gods. A quote from a recent commercial: "you had better dont!" Arent our kids dumb enough as it is?

The troll saga continues...

For those of you keeping score, Caroline Dwyer, the now infamous plagiarizing troll-bad-nanny has taken down her blogs. Or someone took them down for her, but regardless they are gone. And there was much rejoicing in the world of blogs. Now though there has been a discovery of yet more thieving trolls stealing from others. Fish had more of her stories stolen and was plagiarized here, here, and here.

Bloggers beware. Those pesky trolls are everywhere.

The Babe is turning over in his grave

Somewhere, someone is getting a royal ass chewing.