girlpunch

The New Me

Cherry at the Web Divas is totally on my Christmas Card list. The new site is up, and it rocks.  This is where i'll be from now on, and eventually this site will go away.

Brainwashing 101

This makes me skeptical to go back to college.  Because lets face it I have quite the mouth and would spend a LOT of time in college court.  On the other hand, I CANT WAIT.

p.s. Is it me or are we breeding a society of total pussies?

Pizza Ponderings

Its probably the sign of a serious problem when three of the Pizza Hut delivery drivers can call you by your first name.

Pimp My Blog

Cherry from Web Divas e-mailed me this morning and told me that she was installing my new site today. SUPER FUCKING DUPER. You cant see me, but im totally doing the snoopy dance.

God, I can't wait

It's only a matter of time before I see views like this from Hawaii.

Someone up there is having fun with me

It just took me 45 minutes to find where I packed my spoons.

packing ponderings

There is a perpetual ocean of shit coming out of my closet, and my apartment looks like a platoon of soldiers exploded.
Will it ever end?
How did I acquire this much crap over the past few years? 
How in the hell did I get all of these chopsticks?
I dont know that Goowill is this desperate.
I didnt know I had a George Foreman grill.
MY GOD, penny's are useless.
Apparently I think my junk drawer is a battery and ketchup packet landfill.
Wow, thats been in the fridge a LONG time.
Its in no way normal to find a shotgun shell in there.
Does beer age well?
God bless duct tape.
I didnt buy those natural boob bras, but I bet I can sell them on Ebay.

laughing on the floor moment number 52

mid 50 ish civilian woman who works in my office - "Whats a blogger?"

response from the  Marine peanut gallery  " look on page 72 of Kama Sutra"

excuse 2.0

Ok, so I havent posted everyday as my New Resolution had suggested, HOWEVER I do have a very  good excuse.  I'm headed with a team to aid in the Tsunami relief effort so ive been packing  and getting my affairs in order.   So, you see im not being totally worthless just yet.

girlpunch 2.0

I dont really have any new years resolutions for 2005.  The only one that really comes to mind is to write  more...much, much more. Ive neglected this weblog for far too long. It started off good in 2004 and then I found a girlfriend and well you know what girlfriends do to your life.  So, this webog has sat on the internet gathering cyber dust, while I receive somewhat curious e-mails from my friends and family as to the nature of its neglect. A girl. What else could totally take my attention away? My sister hounds me to write in this blog like shes my internet mother making sure I change its diapers and feed it at the correct times. So, this year we will try again, and in the event of another girlfriend I will do my best to blog at least something everyday. If nothing more but for the sake of my sisters sanity.  So, thats my resolution for this year besides to stop losing tweezers, because I spend too much money buying replacement tweezers.