There is a perpetual ocean of shit coming out of my closet, and my apartment looks like a platoon of soldiers exploded. Will it ever end? How did I acquire this much crap over the past few years? How in the hell did I get all of these chopsticks? I dont know that Goowill is this desperate. I didnt know I had a George Foreman grill. MY GOD, penny's are useless. Apparently I think my junk drawer is a battery and ketchup packet landfill. Wow, thats been in the fridge a LONG time. Its in no way normal to find a shotgun shell in there. Does beer age well? God bless duct tape. I didnt buy those natural boob bras, but I bet I can sell them on Ebay.
Ok, so I havent posted everyday as my New Resolution had suggested, HOWEVER I do have a very good excuse. I'm headed with a team to aid in the Tsunami relief effort so ive been packing and getting my affairs in order. So, you see im not being totally worthless just yet.
I dont really have any new years resolutions for 2005. The only one that really comes to mind is to write more...much, much more. Ive neglected this weblog for far too long. It started off good in 2004 and then I found a girlfriend and well you know what girlfriends do to your life. So, this webog has sat on the internet gathering cyber dust, while I receive somewhat curious e-mails from my friends and family as to the nature of its neglect. A girl. What else could totally take my attention away? My sister hounds me to write in this blog like shes my internet mother making sure I change its diapers and feed it at the correct times. So, this year we will try again, and in the event of another girlfriend I will do my best to blog at least something everyday. If nothing more but for the sake of my sisters sanity. So, thats my resolution for this year besides to stop losing tweezers, because I spend too much money buying replacement tweezers.